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[
"pay attention during school",
"yall playing games while im making the website ur using",
"shout out to whoever spent 2 hours on snake",
"Did you know? You can make 800-1000 burgers from one cow.",
"selenite >>> 3kh0",
"Hello!",
"Did you know it takes an average of 20 minutes to rip a game?",
"Batteries not included",
"Does this even work?",
"Welcome to my rad website",
"Made with HTML!",
"Uses some css",
"Now with buggy games!",
"You get a cookie!",
"Remember your manners!",
"Dogs are cute",
"Ok, and I know your address now!",
"Beep boop! Are you a robot?",
"Did you know I have a Discord server?",
"How many sides does a circle have?",
"1 + 1 = 3",
"6 + 9 = 69",
"You can read btw",
"Made you look!",
"Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down...",
"Redbull gives you wings...",
"What is your highscore on Swerve?",
"Now with 2X more bugs!",
"12345 is not a good password",
"This took to long to make",
"69 hehe funny number",
"Ahhhhhhhhh",
"Awesome!",
"As seen on TV!",
"doot doot",
"100% Fresh!",
"LOL",
"Cold as ice!",
"Why are you looking at me?",
"Made in the US!",
"Made by Sky!",
"Sky can code",
"Click me :D",
"Reload the page NOW!",
"Downloading your passwords...",
"Running Selenite.exe",
"WARNING: You may lose braincells if you proceed!",
"Please go away. Thx",
"Made with Codeberg!",
"Made with a text editor!",
"Made with love",
"Made with H2O",
"This is a splash text!",
"100% Orgainic!",
"Now with Pac-Man!",
"Now with JavaScript!",
"Now with CSS",
"Do you bite your ice cream?",
"This was not ment to be seen. :o",
"Does anyone know how to stand up?",
"69420",
"Me too bro.",
"#Relatable",
"2 + 2 is 4 - 1 is 3 Quick mafs",
"Feels bad man.",
"Now with games that are unblocked?",
"Now with great games!",
"How do you play tic-tac-toe?",
"Fortnite is cringe",
"You got games on your phone?",
"I am not gonna say anything.",
"Now with Minecraft!",
"Your momma jokes are cringe",
"Now with a new splash!",
"You just dont get it do you?",
"Powered by hamsters!",
"*insert cool explosion*",
"Efficiency is key",
"New update???",
"We have answers!",
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa",
"Yooooooooooooooooooooo",
"Your ip is 69.420.69.420",
"he on x-games mode",
"Got to go fast!",
"GAS GAS GAS GOTTA STEP ON THE GAS!",
"Selenite would like to view your browser history",
"For legal reasons, that's a joke!",
"It has been 84 years...",
"Made by Gucci, selling for $69420",
"There is someone looking over your shoulder",
"Electric!",
"How many different ones are there?!?!",
"NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD",
"My iPad passcode is 563543 btw",
"Get out of my room, I'm not going to let you in!",
"I'm not a robot!",
"I'm not a human!",
"Sponsered by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!",
"Sponsored by Honey!",
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, adipiscing consequat adipiscing sit amet. In tortor dolor, sollicitudin quis urna vitae, rutrum selecrelico dolor. Ut facilisis ornare lacus, ut dictum felis aliquam ut. Omnino interdum fit cum cura. Non est aequum, non solum, sed nec refert quis sit terra. Sed vestibulum a tellus non semper. Aliquam a neque euismod dolor dapibus aliquet ultricies ut nibh. Sed eget auctor ante. Aliquam dictum volutpat vestibulum. Putasti ovum paschale futurum. Nullo modo.",
"ive currently lost $4 on this website",
"join the discord NOW",
"have any of you played on the og padlet?",
"linux is so much better than windows",
"Did you know that oxygen is tasty?",
"Did you know that drinking water is dangerous?",
"🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸",
"chromebooks suck",
"Made 10% from actual code 90% skidded",
"And no wonder, for Piplup7575 himself hides as a normal programmer even though he is very super duper cool.",
"Eat like a king who is on a budget",
"goodbye to all the fallen comrades",
"Approved by the Iranian ministry of health",
"AGE RATING 4+",
"Bebzi or Koka Kola",
"moni",
"Made proudly by U.S.A patriots.",
"Piiiiiiiiiiiiiplup",
"Piplup so cool very cool",
"The 7576th piplup is really bad",
"The northernfish goes south",
"Piplup7575 is the cool",
"Piplup is cool",
"uwu",
"uWu",
"OwO",
"UwU",
"Chocolate hummus is a disgrace to the entire middle east.",
"3kh0 has fell, and now 3kh0 has sadly died.",
"Fun fact: Your chromebook is likely being monitored 24/7",
"contains 100% all-natural chicken",
"contains 100% all-natural pork",
"Activate Selenite, Go to settings to activate Selenite",
"This copy of Selenite is not genuine.",
"contains 100% all-natural beef",
"You may be a victim of software counterfeiting",
"contains 100% all-natural lamb",
"Woe to those who don't use this game site",
"Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,Junior, double, triple Whopper,Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers,I rule this day.Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup,It's OK if I don't want that, Impossible or bacon Whopper,Any Whopper my way.You rule, you're seizing the day,At BK, have it your way.You rule!",
"Did you know we are open source?",
"goodbye 3kh0 :(",
"SUPR COL GAMS V2 IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
"Fun fact: Did you know that this site was originally a Padlet?",
"thank you to louis pasteur for inventing milk",
"you found the secret message",
"hi david",
"i ate that david",
"david that eat",
"hi from asleep",
"i know where you live",
"i",
"technoblade never dies",
"Selenite has shut down.",
"theres at least 2, maybe 3 games on this website",
"yall failing ur classes while im a straight A student in all honors",
"just maybe stole a bunch ideas from 3kh0",
"why is 1v1lol the most popular game",
"https://discord.gg/7jyufnwJNf",
"buy smth from the patreon so i dont have to be in debt anymore",
"https://skysthelimit.dev",
"https://github.com/selenite-cc",
"CURRENTURL",
"the square root of OGNUM1 is SQRTNUM1",
"ZG8geW91ciBzY2hvb2wgd29yaw",
"use the transfer tool to keep ur data from other websites",
"best way to bypass the filter is on my patreon! (i wrote this as a joke but its real now)",
"best proxy ever only on my patreon (i wrote this as a joke but its real now)",
"🥺👉👈",
"what website is this?",
"we love about:blank",
"make sure to back up ur saves incase we ever get blocked",
"join the discord to be cool",
"bigfoot is an L",
"check steam",
"selentine",
"geometry dash two point two",
"does anyone call twitter X unironically",
"why is there like a hundred solo.to pages that have selenite, literally just search \"site:solo.to selenite\"",
"rights to the trans people 🏳️‍⚧️ (trans rights)",
"happy new years everyone",
"merry christmas everyone",
"happy easter day everyone",
"happy halloween everyone",
"happy thanksgiving everyone",
"happy valentines day everyone",
"happy birthday to me",
"happy birthday to you",
"happy birthday to everyone",
"happy birthday to the website",
"dont look behind you",
"sky",
"penguinify",
"a456pur",
"selenite",
"3kh0",
"selenite is the best",
"selenite is the best website",
"selenite is the best website ever",
"selenite is the best website ever made",
"selenite is the best website ever made in the history of the world",
"selenite is the best website ever made in the history of the world and the universe",
"selenite is the best website ever made in the history of the world and the universe and the galaxy",
"selenite is the best website ever made in the history of the world and the universe and the galaxy and the solar system",
"selenite is the best website ever made in the history of the world and the universe and the galaxy and the solar system and the milky way",
"selenite is the best website ever made in the history of the world and the universe and the galaxy and the solar system and the milky way and the universe",
"Your network admin has logged this visit. You will be reported to the authorities.",
"share with your friends",
"i love piracy",
"i love piracy and you should too",
"ai is gonna take over the world",
"serap",
"slenetine",
"Behind you.",
"if you are seeing this message, please ping the owner of selenite in the discord server immediately.",
"sorry in advance for may 18th",
"selenite stole $100k from the pentagon to keep paying for hosting",
"this is your sign to get off games and get a good academic life",
"Josh",
"3kh0 has been kidnapped.",
"We skidded from everyone including ourselves.",
"congrats on who got a 53 by using this site",
"@everyone Please be reminded that you should not to try and get a girlfriend in the Selenite widgetbot chat.",
"ive spent 10 minutes writing 8 quotes gosh i need better things to do",
"selenite workers are immensely underpaid",
"how does one",
"Please add proxy im begging i need proxy",
"seraphite",
"if u self-hosted this then ur cool",
"laptops are better then iPads",
"Remember When The Platform Was Sliding Into The Fire Pit, And I Said 'Goodbye,' And You Were Like 'No Way!' And Then I Was All, 'We Pretended We Were Going To Murder You.' That Was Great.",
"How Are You Holding Up? Because Im A Potato.",
"As resilient as the pirate bay",
"We are resilient",
"We will never go away",
"4 Million gamers and counting",
"So many games to choose!",
"example.com",
"Dyknow eww",
"Securly no pls",
"i like bean",
"i like beans",
"i like lots of beans",
"i enjoy eating beans",
"i have a fondness for beans",
"i am a fan of beans",
"i find beans delicious",
"i can't resist a good bean dish",
"i think beans are underrated",
"i prefer beans over meat",
"i could eat beans every day",
"i believe beans are a healthy food",
"i always add beans to my salads",
"Desperado - Khantrast",
"Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley",
"Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen",
"Hotel California - Eagles",
"Reeeeeeeee",
"Victor cant fly",
"if you want to install linux, first crack the skid, then restart and you should be set",
"sure just downgrade the about:blank page",
"...that's not how it works. if you want to unenroll the only way to do that is to uninstall the shim",
"sure just hack the crosh shell",
"yeah so you want to playstore bypass the servers, you don't want to remove the servers",
"yeah so you want to crack the proxy, you don't want to hack the goguardian",
"to disable filters, you need to hack the proxy",
"to downgrade, you need to rm -rf the shim",
"🥺👉👈",
"Fancy! ✨",
"˙ǝɯoɔlǝM",
"¡ollǝH",
"¿ʞɹoʍ uǝʌǝ sᴉɥʇ sǝop",
"ǝʇᴉsqǝʍ pɐɹ ʎɯ oʇ ǝɯoɔlǝM",
"¿¿sᴉǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ no⅄",
"Ḩ̴͈̗͉̜͓̣͈̙̉͑̅͋͆ë̷̱̒̿̔̕͠l̵̡̦̜̣̣̂p̴̧̢̜͓̀̒̊͗̃",
"W̷̧͈̭͉͎͙̜͉̒̈̀͆̊͑ͅe̴̢̨͕͖̩̘̱̘͎̜̞̮̖͌̿̒̽̅͆̅̂̄̉͊̾́̏͘͜͜l̶̡̤͉̟͉̞̝̻͈̐̃̓̇̑̏͗͌̒̒̿͒̚͝c̶̡̢̛͈͕̮̹̪̳̼͈͓̩̩̻͍̓̄̂͊̐̂͒̈́̊̇́̋͑̅͐͘͜ở̵͔̙͚̪͔̘̙̩̦͉̻̦̯́̂͐̉̔̀̊͂m̸̢̢̺̼͎͚͙̬̬͍̎̚e̸̜̩̫̯͙̲͍͍̯̓̔̎̍͂̓͐͌̍̃̈̾̕͘ ̶̞͔̲̦̀̽t̴̛̬͓̲̬̖̼̒͗̊͌͑̒̎̿̎̅̓̕͠͠o̵̡̨̙̬̦͍̠͕̭͚͛ͅ ̸̪̳̟̍̇̀̀͌̏̌̽͛͜3̸̧̹̝̼̺̹̞̯̠͓͛͋͌͆́͌͋̇͐͝͠k̷̟̙̙̹͚͗͛̀̽͊̇͑̒ḩ̴̩͍̗̙͓̱̠͕̺̖̘̹͉̋̒̎̽͑̈́͜ͅ0̴̱͍̬̩̩͇̥̯̯̬̙̽̈́̓̍̉͜͝!̸̠̗̠͉̪̮̻͈̰̄̚",
"All your base are belong to us",
"Error 404: Brain not found",
"Why settle for less when you can have the best?",
"Life's too short for bad design",
"Don't be a square, be a triangle",
"Think outside the box (except for this one)",
"Why be ordinary when you can be extraordinary?",
"Designing the future, one pixel at a time",
"Don't be afraid to try something new",
"The world is your canvas, make a masterpiece",
"Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works",
"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication",
"Design is thinking made visible",
"The best things in life are design",
"Design is not just for decoration, it's function",
"Design is not just what it looks like, it's how it works",
"All your data belong to us.",
"Error 404: humor not found.",
"Welcome to the matrix.",
"We're not just a website, we're a lifestyle.",
"Mind blown? Us too.",
"Don't believe everything you see on the internet.",
"All hail the almighty algorithm.",
"We put the 'pro' in procrastination.",
"We're not just a website, we're a community.",
"We're the real deal, not a facsimile.",
"We're the missing piece to your internet puzzle.",
"You're not just visiting a website, you're experiencing the future.",
"We're the missing link, not the missing lynx.",
"We're not just a website, we're a revolution.",
"We're not just a website, we're a subculture.",
"We're not just a website, we're an obsession.",
"We're not just a website, we're a force to be reckoned with.",
"We're not just a website, we're a way of life.",
"We're not just a website, we're a cult.",
"We're the website you never knew you needed.",
"We're the website your mother warned you about.",
"We're the website your teachers told you to stay away from.",
"We're the website your friends are talking about.",
"We're the website you'll never forget.",
"We're the website that's taking over the world.",
"Think outside the box - unless it's a circle, then just think inside!",
"We're not just another website, we're a website with personality!",
"In a world of copycats, be a original.",
"We're not just a website, we're an experience.",
"We're not just a website, we're a movement.",
"We're not just a website, we're a game-changer.",
"We're not just a website, we're a trendsetter.",
"We're not just a website, we're a work of art.",
"We're not just a website, we're a masterpiece.",
"We're not just a website, we're a phenomenon.",
"We're not just a website, we're a sensation.",
"We're not just a website, we're a sensation of the internet.",
"We're not just a website, we're a revolution in the digital world.",
"We're not just a website, we're a revolution in the world of information",
"We're not just a website, we're a one-of-a-kind",
"We're not just a website, we're a one-stop-shop",
"We're not just a website, we're a one-stop-shop for all your needs",
"We're not just a website, we're a one-stop-shop for all your information needs",
"We're not just a website, we're a one-stop-shop for all your digital needs",
"We're not just a website, we're a one-stop-shop for all your online needs.",
"Unlock the power of knowledge with us.",
"Where the impossible becomes possible.",
"Experience the future of technology with us.",
"Where innovation meets creativity.",
"Empowering you to achieve your goals.",
"Join the revolution of digital transformation.",
"Leading the way in cutting-edge technology.",
"Transforming the way you interact with the world.",
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"Setting new standards in user experience.",
"Unlocking the full potential of the internet for you.",
"Discover endless possibilities with us.",
"Changing the game in online exploration.",
"Elevating your online experience to new heights.",
"Pushing the boundaries of what's possible online.",
"Unlocking the secrets of the digital world with us.",
"Unleashing the full potential of the internet for you.",
"Unlocking the power of data for you.",
"Where technology and human potential meet.",
"Where imagination becomes reality.",
"Where innovation meets accessibility.",
"Where creativity and technology merge.",
"Where ideas become solutions.",
"Where every click counts.",
"Where the future of the internet is now.",
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.",
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.",
"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.",
"Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it was feeling crumbly.",
"Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.",
"Why did the cyclops stop teaching? Because he only had one pupil.",
"Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.",
"Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.",
"Why did the cookie go to the seance? To talk to the dead dough.",
"Why did the clock go to the doctor? It had a broken tick-tock.",
"Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up the pants.",
"Why did the robot go to school? To learn how to unplug itself.",
"Life in the fast lane!",
"🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧",
"i forgor",
"i rember",
"me when i the me the when the the me the when i the when the me the the the when the",
"Under pressure!",
"Do your work!",
"the voices",
"imagine not spending 748,289,198 hours making this site"
]